What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Still no good.

Warning issued to couples who have sex less than once a week as research uncovers serious risk - UNILAD

Thumbs down again.

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Do Brits realize that Andrew Tate is the one who will liberate their country from tyranny by becoming prime minister?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Loons and Moons

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No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to