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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:22

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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share office space ...
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to